Coachella... Kind of.

The one music festival that rules them all, Coachella. So iconic that everyone knows about it. Even the most basic bitches are in on the hype. 

However, for those select few, such as myself, who don't care about the lineup, dirt, hype, or people as a whole, there are other things to do during the festival. Like going to parties and just chilling. Which is exactly what I did. All you have to be willing to do is put up with the constant:

Random: "Are you going to Coachella?"
Me: "No."
Random: "But you know you'd love to go to the festival..."
Me: "No, I'm good."

Which isn't so bad unless they ask you why and don't understand your answer:

Me: "I've been there, done that. I'm over it and the line up is lame."
Random: "But, Beyoncé!"
Me: "Yes?"
Random: "She's queen bee!"
Me: "Not for me."
Random: (gasps) "Okay. But Coachella? It's the best three days ever!"
Me: (looking at my now empty drink) "Nice meeting you. I'm going to get another drink. Bye."

Anyway, would I go back to Coachella and relive my youth? Yes, but only if I liked (and haven't already seen) at least 40% of the lineup. Which this year, was not the case. So until next year, ttyl Coachella. 

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Halloween is my favorite time of year, and it's quickly creeping up on us. October is such a busy month, I plan my whole year around this. From the shows, haunts, mazes, getting to finally wear my jackets again and everything in between, it's jam-packed. Not to mention planning all the costumes, yes there's more than one. So in honor of this A Positive holiday, I remastered a little Christmas classic.  

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids trick and treating
And everyone telling you be of good fear
It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's the creep-creepiest season of all
With those witches brewing and ghostly ghouls screaming
When dead come to life
It's the creep-creepiest season of all

There'll be zombies a brain-eating
Blood types for toasting
And screaming out in the corn
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories of
Hallows Eves long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much fangs a sinking
And hearts will be stopping
When love ones in fear
It's the most wonderful time of the year

There'll be zombies a brain eating
Blood types for toasting
And screaming out in the corn
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories of
Hallows Eves long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much fangs a sinking
And hearts will be stopping
When love ones in fear
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year!

Songwriters: Eddie Pola / George Wyle
Re-imagined by me: Armen Atoayn

Can we also take a moment to talk about how these skeletons dance better than I do...